Unmanageable

Today I went into my company's management meeting to discuss having a standard computer desktop background and screen saver with our company logo on it. Here are some of the comments I heard before the whole discussion broke down:

• "Can we still get on E-bay? I use E-Bay a lot for work."
• "What's next? Will we still let them go to the bathroom?"
• "I like to see my family pictures on my screen saver; that's the only time I see them."
• "One company I know found out they hired a mafia guy from his page on MySpace.com."